Stuff your mother hates
Stuff that people don't want their kids to know
Stuff that makes milk shoot out our nose
Leftist Queer Outlaw Duende Anti-Authority Punk writing that speaks to us in ways the world rarely does
Tips From the Editor
***###%%%@@@ If you are a Cis Hetro White Male, I'm instituting something akin to the "Rooney Rule" for your submission. I'm going to ask for one manuscript by someone (deserving and right for the press) who isn't a Cis Hetro White Male. No promises I'll like it or publish it, but I'd like to "interview" more minority manuscripts, and what better source than you freaks. I won't get mad if you miss this. Just putting it out there ahead of time so I might get both manuscripts at once. However, if you send me a .docx, I will kill a honeybee, step on a flower, kick a sandcastle, and put a boat of flaming styrofoam into the ocean.