Editorial Focus
Many historians have studied remarkable humans, but we turned our attention to chronicling the life of a completely unremarkable man: Bing Guff.
To convince our shareholders that Bing Guff is a subject worth studying, we’re soliciting stories, poems, plays, drawings, photos, and art of any kind that includes Bing Guff in any capacity, creating an invented history of a man who’s (unfortunately for him) all too real. He can be the main character or he can make a cameo appearance—how much he’s involved in your work is up to you.
Tips From the Editor
Here's what we know about Bing Guff:
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On warm nights, Bing Guff sleeps with one sock
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Bing Guff takes 2% milk with his cereal
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Bing Guff's favorite moon is a waning gibbous
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Bing Guff hates strawberries
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Bing Guff took a line dancing class last summer
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Bing Guff checks the expiration date on gum
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Bing Guff used to be engaged
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Bing Guff wears a bolo tie twice a year
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Bing Guff is thinking of relocating to Costa Rica