CB Droege (rhymes with 'Pierogi') is an author and poet from the Queen City living in the Millionendorf. His influences include Philip K. Dick, Bill Bryson, Isaac Asimov, David Sedaris, and Roger Zelazny. He loves wizards and time-travel, but has an irrational distaste for time-traveling wizards. He can often be found playing 'just one more minute' of a classic video game, when he really should be getting back to writing.