allow me to float a theory:
Ms. Mystery is not real a real person and seeks cruel joy by crushing the dreams of others.
remember, it's just a theory!
You know, this is EXACTLY why I stopped participating in this board. Maybe it's because I feel kind of uncomfortable putting myself out there and saying, "Woo! Check out my good news!" The whole thing felt uncomfortable, and it seemed like a good idea to take an internet break. So, for the record, I am a real person and I don't want to make this whole experience more painful for anybody because it's already painful enough. I really didn't mean to freak anybody out. I wanted to share some information that might help a few people calm down. So, thanks for your theory.